TOON HERMANS EERBETOON 4 DE - FINI - TIEF

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OLDTIMER

Je motor draait op halve kracht
Je banden zijn versleten
Je interieur is warm en zacht
Ik ben je niet vergeten

Heel je koetswerk is verroest
In je uitlaat zitten gaten
Het lijkt wel of je aldoor hoest
Toch zijn we goeie maten

Je bumpers hangen scheef
Van al dat geparkeer
En alles wat ik geef
Krijg ik steeds dubbel weer

Je bent gevaarlijk aan het stuur
Laat dat maar best aan mij
En je onderhoud is duur
Maar je schittert aan mijn zij


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[Norman12]

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Berenpoten zijn in trek.....................................860
Een stroper is een lekkerbek
Gorilla's worden uitgemoord
Kinderen hun spel gestoord

Men doodt Dumbo om ivoor
Roverbendes gaan ervoor
Bonus klinkt in elke taal
Als vervanging van moraal

Dieven maakt men koning
Drugbarons de grootste woning
Zoveel levens al verpest
Voor het miljardairsorkest

Ik wil de wereld weerom proper
Wat was ik graag een schurkenstroper
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[YNA]

Norman,

[Norman12]

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ON VOOR STEL BAAR
ON GE LOOF LIJK
NOOIT GEZIEN
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1 op 10 penalty's gaat binnen , maar ......

http://ok.ru/video/7162561973
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Nog enkele uitvindingen die niet van mij zijn

[Norman12]

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EIGEN AFORISMEN
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-Wie liefheeft verveelt zich nooit

-Door mijn jeugd , door mijn jeugd , door mijn argeloze jeugd

-Zoveel hoofden zoveel zinnen , zoveel plussen zoveel minnen

-De jonge opstandige puber maakt de oude vader wijs , maar het duurt een leven

-Maintenant je sais : mijn kinderen rukken zich los , maar mijn vader is heel mijn leven alomtegenwoordig

-De heilige mis-(verstane teksten) : een levenslange zoektocht

-Als je klein bent is het leven poepsimpel , daarna wordt het ingewikkelde stront

-Bidden = wensen = dromen = bedrog = troost = tijdelijke verlichting van het eigen lijden en helpt de misdaad niet uit de wereld
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PASEN
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Chocolade-intermezzo
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AFORISMEN VAN HET NET
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out Why.%u201D
~ Mark Twain

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Aldous Huxley

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Napoleon

Mine honor is my life; both grow in one; take honor from me and my life is done.
William Shakespeare

ADVERTISEMENT
Brought roses home. Keys didn%u2019t fit.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
%u2014 Kurt Vonnegut

"I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework." -- Edith Ann, [Lily Tomlin]

"You teach best what you most need to learn." -- Richard David Bach
A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions.
- Anonymous

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
- Anonymous

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
- John Ciardi

A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A to a student who answered: I don't know and I don't care.
- Richard Pratt, Pacific Computer Weekly, 20 July 1990

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." -- (Louis) Hector Berlioz

Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) - The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.
- Niels Bohr (1885-1962)

Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
- G. M. Trevelyan

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
- Laurence J. Peter

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
- Nicholas Murray Butler

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.
- Heinrich Heine

Experience is a great advantage. The problem is that when you get the experience, you're too damned old to do anything about it.
- Jimmy Connors

Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.
- Aldous Huxley

"Who dares to teach must never cease to learn."
-- John Cotton Dana

"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
-- Henry Brooks Adams

"What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child."
--George Bernard Shaw

"Good teachers are those who know how little they know. Bad teachers are those who think they know more than they don't know."
-- R. Verdi

"Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century."
-- Perelman

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
-- Albert Einstein

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-- Mark Twain

"Education is not the answer to the question. Education is the means to the answer to all questions."
-- William Allin

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward."
-- Vernon Law

"I may have said the same thing before... But my explanation, I am sure, will always be different."
-- Oscar Wilde
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Laatste 4

Ik verkies de stenen tafelen
WC voor een optimist
Kunst : Raymond Douillet
Groetjes van Norman
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[ria]

Norman, speciaal voor jou

http://ria-natuurmijnpassie.blogspot.be ... -zijn.html
van onze goede vriend TOON.

Mooie zondag.
ria

[Bosrankje]

https://youtu.be/ZZHTT-6JNws

Beste Norman,

Ik wil je hartelijk danken voor je bezoek
en al het moois dat je meegebracht hebt !

Je schreef : Jij hebt nog iets kleins te goed
Plus nog wat ander moois ...

En, inderdaad Norman, de kleine boekjes
waren leuk, interessant en... de caricature
van onze lieve Audrey is prachtig.
Daarom wil ik jou bedanken met een heel
mooie foto van haar (uit Breakfast at Tiffany's)
en een prachtig liedje dat zij in die film zong :
Moon River !

Blij dat jij er was en hou je goed, beste vriend !

Lieve groetjes van ons beiden...

[Norman12]

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Rankje , Yorkske en Ria , bedankt voor jullie nuttig bezoek


AFORISMEN VAN HET NET GEPLUKT


"Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm."
-- Publilius Syrus

"The main part of intellectual education is not the acquisition of facts but learning how to make facts live."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune."
-- Jim Rohn

"Education is that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding."
-- Ambrose Bierce

"Getting things done is not always what is most important. There is value in allowing others to learn, even if the task is not accomplished as quickly, efficiently or effectively."
-- R.D. Clyde

"Education costs money, but then so does ignorance."
-- Sir Claus Moser

"In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

"The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to learn and change." -- Carl Rogers

"A liberally educated person meets new ideas with curiosity and fascination. An illiberally educated person meets new ideas with fear."
-- James B. Stockdale

"An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life."
-- Source Unknown

"Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave."
-- Henry Peter Broughan

"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated."
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed

"It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it."
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man

"The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself."
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary."
-- Thomas Carruthers

"The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn."
-- Cicero

"An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't."
-- Anatole France

"I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think."
-- Socrates

Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself."
-- Chinese Proverb

"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts."
-- C. S. Lewis

"Education would be so much more effective if its purpose were to ensure that by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they don't know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it."
-- Sir William Haley

"I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think."
-- Anne Sullivan

"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."
-- Malcolm Forbes -

The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding. ~Leonardo da Vinci

"Everything takes longer than it takes."

%u201COnderzoek alles en behoud het goede%u201D!


MEMORIES











EN IK LAAT NOG WAT VINGERAFDRUKKEN NA

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EIGEN AFORISMEN
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-Mijn eerste gasaanval maakte mij blind..................verliefd

-Wacht geen 100 jaar om elke dag te herdenken

-Wie ongelovig is verbrandt zijn vingers vlugger

-Wie nooit aan sterven denkt beseft niet dat hij leeft

-Wie nooit bang is , is ook nooit moedig

-Eenvoud is je redding , complexiteit is je ondergang

-Jeugd is een veilige tuin , volwassenheid is een immense doolhof

-Zijn onze zintuigen niet eerder onzin-tuigen ?

-Achteraf zei ik dat ik het op voorhand had kunnen weten
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DEZE ADVERTENTIES ZIJN VEEL JUISTER
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NOG EEN ADVERTENTIE VAN MIJ - OF EEN AFORISME
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Goeie schoenen zijn beter dan mooie schoenen , goeie mensen zijn beter dan mooie mensen

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[YNA]

Nog een fijne maandag aan ieder die nog oefent !

Amaai, met zo'n schoenen zou ik niet graag lopen hoor Norman.

Bedankt voor uw bezoekje !

[Norman12]

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IK BEN BLIJ DAT VOOR DEZE SENIOR HET WERK VOORBIJ IS
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Blij dat ik bovenstaande gouwe ouwe teruggevonden heb
Hij barst van de waarheid
Vele woorden bedekken de waarheid , daarom zijn deze nieuwe woorden zo gevat en ontnuchterend
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Ja ik weet het , het is wat cynisch , maar dat is om niet in slaap te vallen
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[Norman12]

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PROFICIAT KATE AND WILLIAM
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WERELD

NU ALLE ANDERE KINDEREN NOG AANDACHT EN EEN MENSWAARDIG

LEVEN GEVEN
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[Norman12]

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VAN HET NET GEPLUKT
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Last Love

Love at the closing of our days
is apprehensive and very tender.
Glow brighter, brighter, farewell rays
of one last love in its evening splendor.

Blue shade takes half the world away:
through western clouds alone some light is slanted.
O tarry, O tarry, declining day,
enchantment, let me stay enchanted.

The blood runs thinner, yet the heart
remains as ever deep and tender.
O last belated love, thou art
a blend of joy and of hopeless surrender.

- Fyodor Tyutchev
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WHEN ARE YOU TOO OLD?

When asked how it was that she has lived so long, one 91-year-old woman replied, "I think God is testing the patience of my relatives."

When is "too old"? At what age do we give up? At 100, Grandma Moses was still painting, and Titian painted "Battle of Lepants" when he was 98.

At 93, George Bernard Shaw wrote "Farfetched Fables."

At 91, Eamon de Valera served as president of Ireland.

At 90, Pablo Picasso still drew and engraved.

At 89, Arthur Rubinstein gave one of his greatest recitals in New York's Carnegie Hall, and Pablo Casals, at 88, still performed cello concerts.

At 82, Winston Churchill wrote the four-volume work, "A History of the English-Speaking Peoples," Leo Tolstoy completed "I Cannot Be Silent," and Goethe, at the same age, finished "Faust."

At 81, Benjamin Franklin engineered the diplomacy, which led to the adoption of the U.S. Constitution.

When are you "too old"? Only on the day when you truly have nothing left to give. And the good news is this: that day never has to arrive!
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WEALTH, SUCCESS AND LOVE

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she said. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in," they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in.
"We do not go into a House together", they replied.
"Why is that?" she wanted to know.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!," he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the three old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other two also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever he goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!"
Author Unknown
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COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS

Count your blessings instead of your crosses;
Count your gains instead of your losses.

Count your joys instead of your woes;
Count your friends instead of your foes.

Count your smiles instead of your tears;
Count your courage instead of your fears.

Count your full years instead of your lean;
Count your kind deeds instead of your mean.

Count your health instead of your wealth;
Love your neighbor as much as yourself.

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ENGELS GLIMLACHEN OF KNARSETANDEN

1] All the faith he had had , had had no effect on his life.

[2] Wouldn%u2019t the sentence %u201CI want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign%u201D have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?

[3] The old man the boats.

[4] Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

[5] Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not. Whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot. We%u2019ll weather the weather, whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.

[6] You have just begun reading the sentence you just finished reading.

[7] One %u2013 one was a racehorse. Two %u2013 two was one too. One %u2013 one won one race. Two - two won one too.

[8] The horse raced past the barn fell.

[9] I sometimes read read as read, when it%u2019s supposed to be read as read.

[10] Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[11] %u201CI see,%u201D said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

[12] One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas; how he got into my pajamas, I%u2019ll never know.

[13] James and Billy were asked to write about their weekend, Billy wrote, %u201CI had some ice cream over the weekend%u201D. James wrote %u201D I had had some ice cream over the weekend%u201D. James, while Billy had had had, had had had had. %u201CHad had%u201D, had been the correct answer.

[14] Have you ever noticed that read rhymes with lead, and read rhymes with lead? Also read and lead don%u2019t rhyme. Neither do read and lead.
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EEN BOS VOL DROMEN DIE NOOIT UITKOMEN
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Alle oorlogen ? Ik denk het niet

http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lijst_van_ ... logisch%29


Waarom ?

http://blog.ninapaley.com/2012/10/01/this-land-is-mine/


Incontinent ? Een goeie oplossing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=285&v=_5hfE8ReeiI


Anatomie

http://ofigenno.cc/anatomicheskie-fotografii#
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